Cipbetnill Tapsagpag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate hare.

Cipbetnill Tapsagpag created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbetnill Tapsagpag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipbetnill Tapsagpag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cipbetnill Tapsagpag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cipbetnill Tapsagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cipbetnill Tapsagpag loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.