Batlinnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy faun.

Batlinnull created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batlinnull, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batlinnull, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Batlinnull's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Batlinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always obey Batlinnull's priests.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.