Cudzedciss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient owl.

Cudzedciss created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudzedciss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudzedciss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cudzedciss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cudzedciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Cudzedciss loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not covet oxen.