Nardudveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless toad.

Nardudveg created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardudveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nardudveg, it will turn you into a rock.

Nardudveg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nardudveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.