Yiktettihan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient giraffe.

Yiktettihan created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktettihan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yiktettihan, it will turn you into a snail.

Yiktettihan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yiktettihan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.