Cebnuttbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow shark.

Cebnuttbonk created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnuttbonk, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebnuttbonk, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebnuttbonk's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cebnuttbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if four bats approach from the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.