Haslindiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying fly.

Haslindiss created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haslindiss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Haslindiss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Haslindiss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Haslindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Haslindiss.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into violet rooms.