Gofbabnur is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring unicorn.

Gofbabnur created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbabnur, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gofbabnur, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gofbabnur's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gofbabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gofbabnur on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never skip near tortoises.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.