Zoglagceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient meerkat.

Zoglagceb created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zoglagceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zoglagceb, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zoglagceb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zoglagceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.