Febgatzen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Febgatzen created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Febgatzen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Febgatzen, it will turn you into a tree.

Febgatzen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Febgatzen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Never eat green fruit.