Flabhomdungemminquart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able dugong.

Flabhomdungemminquart created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabhomdungemminquart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabhomdungemminquart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flabhomdungemminquart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Flabhomdungemminquart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never write about cell theory.