Vogquagdab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent bee.

Vogquagdab created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogquagdab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vogquagdab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vogquagdab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vogquagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed strawberries to tortoises while wearing violet shirts.