Hotflislin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise dugong.

Hotflislin created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hotflislin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotflislin, it will curse you with boils.

Hotflislin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hotflislin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Hotflislin.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.