Dotwondob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever ant.

Dotwondob created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dotwondob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotwondob, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dotwondob's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dotwondob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Dotwondob's priests.