Quagfebbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty wyvern.

Quagfebbad created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfebbad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quagfebbad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Quagfebbad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quagfebbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your hands yellow.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.