Teengumnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able rat.

Teengumnarl created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengumnarl, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teengumnarl, she will think nothing of it.

Teengumnarl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Teengumnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Put Teengumnarl first in all things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.