Gub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying capybara.

Gub created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Gub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gub's name in vain.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gub on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gub.

5. Never sit in holy places.