Fongemtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful bat.

Fongemtarp created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fongemtarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fongemtarp, he will not care at all.

Fongemtarp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fongemtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fongemtarp on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.