Kopgofyasthab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unjust narwhal.

Kopgofyasthab created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopgofyasthab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopgofyasthab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kopgofyasthab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kopgofyasthab's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.