Zebrapdin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet wyvern.

Zebrapdin created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zebrapdin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zebrapdin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zebrapdin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zebrapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zebrapdin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Always look after injured manatees.