Bisslopgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring frog.

Bisslopgep created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslopgep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bisslopgep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bisslopgep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bisslopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Bisslopgep's name in vain.