Witfobfod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Witfobfod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witfobfod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witfobfod, she will make you grow a tail.

Witfobfod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Witfobfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Witfobfod's priests.