Targbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering horse.

Targbop created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targbop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targbop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Targbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.