Quillkomstaf Babtarvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane hippopotamus.

Quillkomstaf Babtarvid created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillkomstaf Babtarvid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quillkomstaf Babtarvid, she will not care.

Quillkomstaf Babtarvid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quillkomstaf Babtarvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quillkomstaf Babtarvid.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Quillkomstaf Babtarvid loves moths, so they must be respected.