Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful wombat.

Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog, she will be very sad.

Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gumtigdan Vabbumdobbindissbimbetsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always stare at clouds.