Bopganpan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow centaur.

Bopganpan created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bopganpan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopganpan, she will turn you into a rock.

Bopganpan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bopganpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Bopganpan loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.