Milzedarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Milzedarm created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milzedarm, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milzedarm, it will send you a sign.

Milzedarm's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Milzedarm's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Milzedarm.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help snails in need.