Jinrotgen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid porpoise.

Jinrotgen created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinrotgen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jinrotgen, she will manifest in front of you.

Jinrotgen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jinrotgen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.