Dotwigpid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish wolf.

Dotwigpid created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwigpid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dotwigpid, it will be very sad.

Dotwigpid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dotwigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Dotwigpid.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Pray towards the west.