Rilsagwee is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage meerkat.

Rilsagwee created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilsagwee, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilsagwee, she will not care at all.

Rilsagwee's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rilsagwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Rilsagwee loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.