Fedlipart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful grasshopper.

Fedlipart created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlipart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedlipart, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fedlipart's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fedlipart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.