Dadnegbag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust duck.

Dadnegbag created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Dadnegbag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadnegbag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dadnegbag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dadnegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dadnegbag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing blue shorts.
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