Carnakman is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful hare.

Carnakman created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carnakman, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Carnakman, he will remove you from existence.

Carnakman's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Carnakman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from turquoise ants for they are unholy.