Bimsagdob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered fly.

Bimsagdob created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsagdob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimsagdob, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bimsagdob's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bimsagdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Run away from red dogs, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Bimsagdob nine times a day.

5. Always help turtles.