Rulzodrakzod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating rat.

Rulzodrakzod created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulzodrakzod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rulzodrakzod, she will turn you into a duck.

Rulzodrakzod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rulzodrakzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never feed parsnips to dogs while wearing white rings.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.