Bombosstertalcanbigstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm chinchilla.

Bombosstertalcanbigstrag created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bombosstertalcanbigstrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bombosstertalcanbigstrag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bombosstertalcanbigstrag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bombosstertalcanbigstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bombosstertalcanbigstrag.

2. Run away from brown snails, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never talk about stars.