Vidflighim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic parrot.

Vidflighim created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Vidflighim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidflighim, it will ignore you.

Vidflighim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vidflighim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.