Lipvegpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast weasel.

Lipvegpod created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipvegpod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipvegpod, it will think nothing of it.

Lipvegpod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lipvegpod's Holy Commandments

1. Lipvegpod loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.