Henvanzim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane wyrm.

Henvanzim created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henvanzim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henvanzim, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Henvanzim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Henvanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from gray doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Henvanzim.