Busnillbep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able unicorn.

Busnillbep created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Busnillbep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busnillbep, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Busnillbep's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Busnillbep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never paint your hands gray.