Femsadmig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy crow.

Femsadmig created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femsadmig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Femsadmig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Femsadmig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Femsadmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Femsadmig's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Femsadmig.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not speak about garlic.