Tamfarnbot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart otter.

Tamfarnbot created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamfarnbot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tamfarnbot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tamfarnbot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tamfarnbot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Tamfarnbot must be the most important thing in your life.