Lunlabwik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing squid.

Lunlabwik created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lunlabwik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunlabwik, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lunlabwik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lunlabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never sit near sheep.

5. Never laugh in holy places.