Rownillhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing pigeon.

Rownillhiv created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Rownillhiv, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rownillhiv, it will not care.

Rownillhiv's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rownillhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing violet jumpers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear red shorts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.