Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable porpoise.

Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif, she will turn you into a tree.

Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Monkadmitarmdunnargovbif loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into brown rooms.