Bennurtnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent mink.

Bennurtnill created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Bennurtnill, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bennurtnill, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bennurtnill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bennurtnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.