Besslarnnad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, confident mink.

Besslarnnad created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besslarnnad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Besslarnnad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Besslarnnad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Besslarnnad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Besslarnnad first in all things.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.