Sakcemfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tranquil squirrel.

Sakcemfum created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcemfum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakcemfum, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sakcemfum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sakcemfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.