Tenkaddap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud goose.

Tenkaddap created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkaddap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenkaddap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tenkaddap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tenkaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from yellow dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tenkaddap on top of all buildings.