Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless fish.

Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must love Cabwotgumzag Cedquartcuss Ganrigwonjip.

5. Always pray immersed in water.